Welcome to 4:20 – the day when Bob Marley’s ghost appears to walk the earth.

It’s a day to celebrate all things weed…

Smoking bowls.

Puffin’ blunts.

Punching cones.

But it’s also a day of feasting and celebration, because after taking all those tokes the munchies inevitably creep in.

Just in time for lunch on this glorious day, we here at LondonFuse have put together a fine dining guide for all you tokers and midnight jokers out there. Most if not all these items can be purchased at a nearby variety store, so you don’t have to put your game on pause for too long to go get them.

Here’s a rundown of the four major 4:20 food groups…

CHIPS

Chips are a must for a big ol’ bake-off. They are quick, easy, and if you eat them with your pinky and ring-finger, you can use your more dexterous digits for mashing controller buttons.

The classic, possibly most perfect food/foodlike product going - chips (both potato and corn) are great for grazin' after blazin'.
The classic, possibly most perfect food/foodlike product going – chips (both potato and corn) are great for grazin’ after blazin’.

Corn or potato, crispy or crunchy – chips are a staple of the weed diet. Crack a bag and dig in and don’t forget to save licking your fingers until the very end when the flavour dust is caked thick.

CANDY

All that salt needs some sort of counteraction. That’s where candy comes in.

Sweet, bruh. Sweet. Candy can do no wrong. It's colourful, delicious and comes in a variety of sugar delivery systems. Choose the one that's right for you this festive 4:20.
Sweet, bruh. Sweet. Candy can do no wrong. It’s colourful, delicious and comes in a variety of sugar delivery systems. Choose the one that’s right for you this festive 4:20.

Candy comes in many types – from gummy to chewy to hard and suckable.

Choosing the type that’s right for you is not as monumental a task as selecting the right strain of sativa. It’s all good. Fuse’s personal chef recommends a Bottle Cap starter with a Tangy Zangy main and a side of Big Foots.

MICROWAVABLES – BOXED

Cans are okay, but you still need to dump the contents in a bowl and employ a spoon to get it inside you. Boxed microwave food just needs to be heated and you can eat it right off the box top with your hands.

Is it coincidence that so many boxed microwave foods are pizza-related? (spoiler alter: no!)
Is it coincidence that so many boxed microwave foods are pizza-related? (spoiler alter: no!)

Toss a few pouch-style pizza snacks down your gullet and follow it up with some taquitos or Bagel Bites. You can’t go wrong when everything is full of sauce and cheese. For the more advanced stoners (those who prefer knife and fork meals), you can opt for the Hungry Man. If you do, however, make sure you know where the nearest bathroom is. You’ll need it in about 20 minutes.

COOKIES

If you are getting high at Grandma’s house, there is a 95 per cent chance of cookies in your near future.

So many cookies to choose from. Why choose at all? There are no bad options... except oatmeal raisin.
So many cookies to choose from. Why choose at all? There are no bad options… except oatmeal raisin.

Since it’s 4:20, you don’t need to worry about saving any cookies. Eat the whole package and open up another. Depending on how ravenous you are, be prepared for massive amounts of couch crumbs.

Etiquette dictates you must eat the bigger crumbs and brush anything smaller than a pencil eraser onto the floor/under the couch.

BON APPETIT!

Have at it, dope smokers! Today is your day, even if nobody really understands why.

Just don’t forget to save your game often, and remember to come up to breathe once in a while so you don’t inhale too much powdered sugar/cookie crumbs/tomato sauce.

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