There are a lot of things about our contemporary life that I don't quite understand, such as the potential ramifications of the great hadron collider and Justin Bieber's popularity. Justin Bieber's music stands as a testament to why the worst in auto-tune R&B is no longer behind us. And, as evidenced in this video, Bieber is just about the dorkiest looking kid you've ever seen. What's even more hilarious about this video is that the kid is seen fleeing from the crowd of blood-lust teen girls in a segway, making for what will arguably go down in history as the dorkiest looking getaway of all time.













I don't know Thomas, I have a new found respect for kid after seeing this segway getaway. It was also pretty amazing how many girls showed up out of nowhere.